{"product_id":"if-i-die-water-my-plants-7-round-wood-sign","title":"\"If I Die, Water My Plants\" 7\" round wood sign","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis 7-inch laser-engraved birch wood sign\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eis the ultimate \"just in case\" insurance policy for your indoor jungle. Featuring the iconic (and slightly dramatic) plea, \"If I die, water my plants,\" it’s a gentle reminder to your roommates, partner, or well-meaning guests that your legacy is leafy, green, and very much in need of a drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eCrafted from beautiful, birch wood and hung by a rustic jute cord, it blends perfectly into any gallery wall or plant shelf—assuming you can find a spare inch of wall space between all those hanging vines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dirty Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7\" Round (The perfect \"notice me\" size without overshadowing your Fiddle Leaf Fig).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Birch Wood—laser-engraved so the sentiment never fades (unlike that succulent you forgot in the guest room).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHardware:\u003c\/b\u003e Attached Jute Cord for that \"I’m earthy but organized\" aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e 10% dark humor, 90% genuine concern for your photosynthesis family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEstate Planning for Plant Parents:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensures your Pothos doesn't follow you to the Great Beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for the friend who has 47 plants and zero Chill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConversation Starter:\u003c\/b\u003e Gives guests something to read while they wonder if you’ve actually run out of oxygen in here yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Does not actually guarantee your house sitter won't overwater them, but hey, at least you left instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Keppel and Kismet","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43543924375588,"sku":"KKWSDWM204","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/7546\/1156\/files\/Ifidiewatermyplants_HeroShot_1250x1250_07cd3532-8609-4632-852a-bded2f511375.jpg?v=1770737960","url":"https:\/\/keppelandkismet.com\/products\/if-i-die-water-my-plants-7-round-wood-sign","provider":"Keppel and Kismet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}